I can think of a lot of things I wouldn't want to do in life like watching paint dry, wearing burnt orange, eating pickles or tomatoes, paying taxes, and much more.
However, the one thing that I believe would top this not to do list would be strapping on pads and a helmet and attempting to tackle Samaje Perine. He makes even the best tacklers and linebackers look silly. And while all the talk is one Leonard Fournette (and rightfully so), I don't for a second believe Perine takes a backseat to anyone.
Perine will need to eclipse 1,057 yards this season to pass Billy Sims and become the Sooners all time leading rusher in school history. This is no small feat considering the list has players like Adrian Peterson, Joe Washington, Steve Owens, Greg Pruitt, and Demarco Murray.
Assuming Perine is able to average his 6.26 yards per carry this year, Perine will need to carry the ball 169 times (or 13 times a game). I think it's safe to say that Perine is on pace to shatter this record.