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Oklahoma Sooners Football - TEXAS HATE BULLETPOINTS - 10/7/16

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Beat the hell out of saxeT.

  • Happy Friday, Sooners fans! And welcome to your 2016 Texas Hate Week Interactive CCM Hootenanny.
  • Just to get this out of the way: I’ve got Longhorn friends, Austin’s a hell of a town, and I respect their university as an institution of higher learning. But I also love a good rivalry, and ours is a hum-dinger. So it is in the spirit of that rivalry that I’m here to get my hate on.
  • The website for the Longhorns football team begins with “www.” This is the only way in which the Longhorns can string three W’s together.
  • In their game against Oklahoma State, Texas had three extra points blocked. Oklahoma State scored more points on Texas attempting extra points than Texas did. Or, put another way, “Hahahahahahaha!”
  • You know the difference between the Longhorns and Raisin Bran? Raisin Bran belongs in a bowl.
  • The Longhorns secondary still has yet to record an interception on the season. They think the word sounds like a Christopher Nolan film, perhaps.
  • I listen to this every year around this time. Bud Light’s Real Men of Genius: Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy.
  • Interactive portion: I’m asking for your help with this one, y’all. Take any song that contains the word “love” in the title and replace it with the word “hate.” Use that song to describe how you feel about the Texas Longhorns, or really just burnt orange in general. (E.g., “The Greatest Hate of All,” “Crazy Little Thing Called Hate,” etc.)
  • Peace and love, Sooners fans! Gimme a good hate song, a good Texas joke, or just feel free to tell me how much you love hating Texas.