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Let the meltdown begin: Will Muschamp to replace Urban Meyer at Florida

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I'd say this is a pretty fair depiction of how texass fan is feeling right about now.  Their "chosen one" Will Muschamp has just been named the new head coach at Florida, so even he, with all of UT's resources, was smart enough to jump off that sinking ship.  So much for the head coach in waiting, so much for the second coming, so much for Coach BOOM, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are even (for now) conflicting reports that he's taking Major Applewhite with him to be his OC.  I have to say if this is true, Mack Brown just went through his entire supply of Depends.  This would be a disaster of epic proportions and would be so telling of the abomination that occurred in Austin this year and a true sign of just how dysfunctional that program has become.  Time to back up that OU recruiting truck and start hauling in the blue chippers!

Consider this your official texass has just become the most irrelevant, overrated, self absorbed, shell of its former self, college football program in the country thread (thanks)!