I know that most OU fans here have a deep abiding respect and affection for our rivals to the South (cough). Accordingly I offer this zinger I launched at a Longhorn fan at work a couple days ago. You know how people think of zingers usually only after the fact when the moment has passed? This sucker was perfectly timed and annoyed the crap out of my Longhorn pal.
(setting: 2 guys arguing about counties in back of room)
Longhorn : Well Texas has more counties than Arizona does! We have 233 counties!
(I piped in from the sidelines) They need a lot of counties to hold all the a-holes.
(Room erupts into loud spontaneous laughter...Longhorn glares at me, guffaws, and takes a seat).