Happy April Fool's Day From Crimson And Cream Machine

I came up with the perfect April Fool's joke. We'll come up with some fake Big 12 football standings that will trick the Texas fans into thinking their football program is in really bad shape. I be we could even rig it where it looks like they didn't even qualify for a bowl game and finished last in the Big 12 South. While we're at it we'll also make it look like O-State came extremely close to winning the south but had their hopes crushed by the Sooners. I'll bet they freak out so much that they even order some "We Almost Won The Big 12 South Championship" rings.

 

2010 Big 12 Football Standings
North Big 12 Pct Overall Pct
Missouri 6-2 .750 10-3 .769
Nebraska 6-2 .750 10-4 .714
Kansas State 3-5 .375 7-6 .538
Iowa State 3-5 .375 5-7 .417
Colorado 2-6 .250 5-7 .417
Kansas 1-7 .125 3-9 .250
South Big 12 Pct Overall Pct
Oklahoma 6-2 .750 12-2 .857
Oklahoma State 6-2 .750 11-2 .846
Texas A&M 6-2 .750 9-4 .692
Baylor 4-4 .500 7-6 .538
Texas Tech 3-5 .375 8-5 .615
Texas 2-6 .250 5-7 .417

 

This is going to be the greatest April Fool's joke ever. Oh...wait...dang! Leave it up to reality to ruin a really good joke. Its April Fool's Day and Texas still...

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