Here's A Shocker: Another Longhorn Pothead
by ccmachine on Jul 1, 2010 3:53 PM CDT
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PrintFormer Texas Longhorn quarterback Chris Simms got his name added to a long list of UT football players busted for pot either while playing for Texas or after moving on. Simms was always my favorite Texas quarterback but after Rocky Calmus and Roy Williams moved on from OU he just didn't have anyone left to throw the ball to (Texas fans will get that once the smoke from Cedric Benson's bong clears the room) .
Simms and his wife Danielle, both 29 of Nashville, were stopped as Simms drove their 2009 Mercedes Benz through an NYPD Manhattan South Task Force checkpoint on W. Houston Street at about 1:35 a.m., according to a source.
Simms reeked of marijuana and admitted to officers he had smoked earlier in the car, a source said.
"He was muttering," a source told The Post.
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Yeah, yeah, I know Longhorn fan, Oklahoma has had players (former and current) who've done this and that and I'm a hypocrite for pointing out faults in the UT players. Save your breath. However I also know that if this turns into a contest of which program has had the most players arrested in let's say the last 10 years or so then Texas wins that hands down. Finally, I guess we all know now what's really growing on the 40 acres.
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Poor Chrissy
Arresting officer: “What made you decide it was a good idea to smoke weed in your car son?”
Mack Brown appears as if from nowhere: “Let me go ahead and answer that for Chrissy”
"We call him The Hammer." - Bob Stoops on Ronnell Lewis
Finally, I guess we all know now what’s really growing on the 40 acres
Haha, nice.
As an Applewhite fan, I wish he would have gotten busted a long time ago.
Chrissy……..
This is not nearly as funny as Ramonce getting busted. Now that was a classic. It’s like dazed & confused ……
by OU JJ on Jul 1, 2010 5:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
It’s ok, Longhorn fans don’t really like or claim Chris Simms. 0-3 against OU and all. We’re up for dissing him too. But hey he was 3-0 against Texas A&M!
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