Your Stoops Is Our Stoops. This Stoops Was Made For You And Me
by TwistNHook on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM CDT
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PrintLarry Scott is a true genius. For so many years, we always said to ourselves "We need more Stoops in our lives! We don't have enough Stoops! How can we get more Stoops?"
Well, now thanks to the august guidance of Larry Scott, we've achieved the unthinkable. DOUBLE STOOPS! THAT'S TWICE AS MUCH STOOPS AS BEFORE! A 200% increase in Stoops! So much Stoops, I am not even sure I can handle it. I feel like it's almost too much Stoops.
But is that even possible? Is there Peak Stoops? Have we finally hit Peak Stoops? Should we sell off some Stoops, perhaps? Should we diversify our Stoops portfolio? I don't know! I'm just so happy to have the talented Stoops in my life. It really sucked losing to the dumber of the two brothers. I look forward to Cal blowing a late lead, throwing 8 interceptions, or missing 6 extra points to lose to your Stoops!
So, feel free to come by the California Golden Blogs or any number of our ever so delightful Pac10 SBN sites and tell us about your Stoops. Because in many ways, he's all of our Stoops. Except for Arizona. I think they have their own.
PS Nobody tell Oklahoma State about this, OK? It'll just be our little secret. We didn't want them anyway, but I think they won't let their big brother out of their sight.
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Two Stoops of Raisins, oh yeah!
It’s on like Donkey Kong folks, the Pac-16 (or as I like to call it, The Big Lebowski) is going to make so much dough we won’t even need to steal laptops from A&M.
I’m already waiting for the first annual Stoops Bowl. Will we see THIS repeated? I sure hope so.
Congrats on getting Pac 10 refs for every game Oklahoma.
What? Too soon?
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Jun 10, 2010 1:32 AM CDT reply actions 11 recs
Ever was too soon.
Jeez, Matt. They’re gonna rip your limbs off in here. Besides, you’ve been to many Pac-10 games. You know damn well it’s in everyone’s interest if we simply replace all Pac-10 refs with Big XII dudes.
Are we allowed to say damn on midwest blogs?
31-6, 45-21, 34-14, 55-34, 44-10, 43-19. Do you see the pattern?
I think you can say damn, I mean this isn’t the Baylor site right?
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Baylor doesn’t have enough fans to get a blog together.
by dimecoverage on Jun 12, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
We'll be the most money makingest,
championship winningest, Heisman awardingest, Stoops coachingest, ref jobbingest, billionaire benefactoringest, sun tanningest, head shakingest, fist pumpingest, point scoringest, SEC whoopingest, spongebob squarepantsingest, Lane Kiffinest, rule infractingest, Bugs Bunniest, fun lovingest, conference expandingest conference in the nation! Did I miss anything?
Special Thanks to Yosemite Sam.
by KratosWasASooner on Jun 10, 2010 2:55 AM CDT reply actions
If that's the case,
I think conference game threads are gonna get a lot more interesting around here.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Where we're going, we don't need roads.
by Brian Floyd on Jun 10, 2010 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Never mind him
You just day that because you don’t actually HAVE roads in Pullman. Or football players, for that matter.
Why am I on the Oklahoma site poking fun at cougfan? Sorry buddy, just got overzealous there.
HUZZAH FOR RECOVERED ONSIDE KICKS!
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Good thing.
Because roads leading to Pullman are few and far between?
California Golden Blogs! It`s dat Woo WHOOOOO!
No, but adding one Stoops is a 100% increase in Stoops, not a 200% increase in Stoops (that would require three Stoops)!
This is significantly more pressing than conference realignment.
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Two Stoops and possibly two Byrnes. If A&M decides to join, Aggie AD Bill Byrne’s son, Greg, is the the AD at Arizona.
Let us hope Greg doesn’t write weekly letters like his dad.
by dimecoverage on Jun 12, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Stop by the Cal Bears Blog
but once only 4 years…..we don’t want any one in our academia side to know we let schools the likes of Oklahoma and Oklahoma State into our athletic conference
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Actually, this is just a replacement Stoops
Since we lost the lesser Stoops brother (was it Billy? Or Stephen? Or Daniel? I always forget), we needed to re-stock our Stoops supply. And how better to do that than to get Alec Bob Stoops, the Stoopsiest Stoops that ever Stooped!
I couldn’t be more excited. Welcome to the Pac 16!
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Oh great and now we get Grouchy Groucho Stoops in return? Man, Harpo was funny at least he did areial tricks.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
As part of the Pac10, you should now use our preferred nomenclature. Toads redick. THank you for your understanding in this matter.
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yeah
about that
we so don’t match.
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4cereal yo
Cal Football: Some things, you just accept, repress, and move on.
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear Oklahoma,
Sorry about our refs. Believe it or not, we don’t like them either. We’ve notoriously booed them for several plays in a row. The bright side though, maybe some of yours can come in and teach ours how to do it properly (Though, they’ve had their share of mistakes too). Furthermore, I would also like to point out, we have a new shiny Pac-10 director. He doesn’t sit on his ass all day, but he actually cares about fixing things.
The Pac-10+ tunnel is getting brighter! Besides, we have had some good times! Remember the Holiday bowl? SO FUN! I got to learn what a Sooner actually was! See? We can learn so much from each other!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
re: pac-10 refs
As shown in the BYU-Washington game last year, they’re not homers, they’re just incompetent. Almost like a random force of nature, or poll voters.
nothing wrong with a little crazy
The alternative is to be boring. And no one wants that. Or as the T-shirt goes, “you’re just jealous the voices only talk to me” :P
WELCOME TO THE PAC-16!
This invasion is kinda like The Beatles… only better organized. and more women are going to scream when Oklahoma comes to town.
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by Cory Williams on Jun 11, 2010 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions
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