Larry Scott is a true genius. For so many years, we always said to ourselves "We need more Stoops in our lives! We don't have enough Stoops! How can we get more Stoops?"
Well, now thanks to the august guidance of Larry Scott, we've achieved the unthinkable. DOUBLE STOOPS! THAT'S TWICE AS MUCH STOOPS AS BEFORE! A 200% increase in Stoops! So much Stoops, I am not even sure I can handle it. I feel like it's almost too much Stoops.
But is that even possible? Is there Peak Stoops? Have we finally hit Peak Stoops? Should we sell off some Stoops, perhaps? Should we diversify our Stoops portfolio? I don't know! I'm just so happy to have the talented Stoops in my life. It really sucked losing to the dumber of the two brothers. I look forward to Cal blowing a late lead, throwing 8 interceptions, or missing 6 extra points to lose to your Stoops!
So, feel free to come by the California Golden Blogs or any number of our ever so delightful Pac10 SBN sites and tell us about your Stoops. Because in many ways, he's all of our Stoops. Except for Arizona. I think they have their own.
PS Nobody tell Oklahoma State about this, OK? It'll just be our little secret. We didn't want them anyway, but I think they won't let their big brother out of their sight.