Three men, two of them OSU students, went into the O-State locker room Saturday and swiped some gear that belonged to Zac Robinson, Dez Bryant and offensive lineman Anthony Morgan. I guess the Cowboys forgot a security system in their new gazillion dollar stadium renovations. I can just see a recruit now on a visit to Iowa State telling Coach Paul Rhoads that OSU has the best facilities in the conference to which Rhoads responds, "Yeah, but we’re not in the ghetto. We don’t have stuff stolen from our locker room."

In a related story, it seems that the burglars somehow stole the OSU defense as well.