Jenna Plumley Needs Some Mary Kay

by ccmachine on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM CDT Comment 4 comments

Jenna Plumley has found a way to beat inflation during the current recession. During a trio to Wal-Mart on Tuesday Oklahoma’s junior point guard decided to pocket some much needed cosmetics and work her way around the high tech security known as Wal-Mart loss prevention personnel. Unfortunately for her the attempt failed and she was arrested for lifting $34.65 worth of make-up products.

I really don’t know what to say beyond that. At least she didn’t go to Burlington Coat Factory and steal a jacket. Then again isn’t stealing Wal-Mart make up worse than that. We need to find a Mary Kay beauty queen to help her out with some free samples.

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Wow

That might top Sherron Collins’ “love in an elevator” incident as the most ridiculous of the year.

We'll carry the banner high!

by TB on Jul 16, 2008 7:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Why didn’t she just ask Bob Stoops’ wife for some Mary Kay samples since she sells the stuff. Jenna could have made due with those until she had the money to purchase the make-up instead of stealing it!!!!! WAY TO GO JENNA – RISKING YOUR COLLEGE CAREER FOR $34.65!!!!!

by MLB FAN on Jul 16, 2008 9:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That's A Good Point

I had forgotten about Stoops’ wife selling Mary Kay.

by ccmachine on Jul 16, 2008 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Come on guys

We all know you can’t shoot 3’s wearing Mary Kay. You ever tried it? It doesn’t work. She had to steal some Maybelline so as not to get caught outside of the Stoops Mary Kay Cartel. She was just trying to find her range with some new eye-liner

by bigskinny on Jul 16, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs