Ah, how the mighty will crumble! Why are you ranked #1?? How's that running game doing boys? It seems that schooner has a wheel or two missing. This is going to be one I am going to saver (from about the 20 yrd. line to be exact). Bradford simply has not seen a secondary from a school that has produced 8 NFL players in the last four years. The best part is this: we haven't shown anything yet because by the time we try to install a new system we're already up, I believe "Dingle" Barry said it best: a half-a-hundred.
You're special teams is a complete joke too. Unlike the rest of the teams you play, the Horns are loaded with sprinters that have a real knack for out running people on the track, oops, I mean the gridiron. Place that one in your melon when your special teams are out there. You better stay in those lanes girls, because it will not be a track meet you will want to be at for very long... You heard it here first: TEXAS' special teams will maul you this weekend! Speaking of mauls, er, I mean malls. What's the name of that sooner that mall security has a picture of in their break room? The one they call sticky fingers? Oh yeah, DeMarcus Granger! How's the footsie doing? Can he come out and play with us? No. Does that make your defense better or WORSE? ...Yeah, you did a great job containing Baylor and Chattanooga. CONGRATULATIONS! You should hold a festival in one of your most prestigious trailer parks complete with a hoe-down!
TEXAS 35 Chokelahoma 13
58-40-5.... 3 out of the last 4!