Sooners Have To Play A Real Team Now!
Ah, how the mighty will crumble! Why are you ranked #1?? How's that running game doing boys? It seems that schooner has a wheel or two missing. This is going to be one I am going to saver (from about the 20 yrd. line to be exact). Bradford simply has not seen a secondary from a school that has produced 8 NFL players in the last four years. The best part is this: we haven't shown anything yet because by the time we try to install a new system we're already up, I believe "Dingle" Barry said it best: a half-a-hundred.
You're special teams is a complete joke too. Unlike the rest of the teams you play, the Horns are loaded with sprinters that have a real knack for out running people on the track, oops, I mean the gridiron. Place that one in your melon when your special teams are out there. You better stay in those lanes girls, because it will not be a track meet you will want to be at for very long... You heard it here first: TEXAS' special teams will maul you this weekend! Speaking of mauls, er, I mean malls. What's the name of that sooner that mall security has a picture of in their break room? The one they call sticky fingers? Oh yeah, DeMarcus Granger! How's the footsie doing? Can he come out and play with us? No. Does that make your defense better or WORSE? ...Yeah, you did a great job containing Baylor and Chattanooga. CONGRATULATIONS! You should hold a festival in one of your most prestigious trailer parks complete with a hoe-down!
TEXAS 35 Chokelahoma 13
58-40-5.... 3 out of the last 4!

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What an awesome shedule
Texas has played. You seriously can’t knock OU’s schedule when Texas has played Florida Atlantic and UTEP. And which college program doesn’t have knucklehead’s doing illegal things. At least he wasn’t riding around with a gun on his lap. You know better than to throw rock’s in your glass house.
I live in Dallas and the funniest thing about most Texas fans is all they can say is OU sucks. Most Sooner fans will give Texas their props. Colt McCoy is a bad-ass, he looks like a safety. If Texas can get to Bradford they could knock him silly like Tech did. The thing is that the O-line was there as Freshman suffering through those losses. They are some big bad-ass boys. Come on Longhorn, you can admit it, it won’t mean that you don’t love Texas, it just means you have some common sense and can intelligently analyze a football team without being FanMan.
by Sooner Vince on
Oct 6, 2008 7:52 PM CDT
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Not this guy
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on
Oct 6, 2008 8:40 PM CDT
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I live in Austin
We all say OU sucks, but we all know that Oklahoma can play football. Otherwise this rivalry wouldn’t be worth much.
by TheElusiveShadow on
Oct 7, 2008 2:18 PM CDT
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This Guy
Is the worst trash talker in the history of trash talking! I thought for a minute about banning him but they I considered the entertainment value of his posts so I decided to keep him around.
The funny this is that after Oklahoma beats Texas we won’t here from him again, until next October.
by ccmachine on
Oct 6, 2008 10:27 PM CDT
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very, very true
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on
Oct 6, 2008 10:53 PM CDT
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Don't ban this idiot
He provides a good insight for us to laugh at.
by scarab on
Oct 8, 2008 9:07 AM CDT
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I WILL Be There When It Counts On The 20, TEXAS side
And I mean this: Not this year! It is an artificial #1 we’re about to beat. But it still counts!
Where did I say anything that isn’t in the back of your head?
C’mon you KNOW I am telling the truth!
You can put it in 6 inch headlines: Texas Will WIN THE BALL GAME
by DallasDodger on
Oct 7, 2008 12:50 AM CDT
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Will You Come Back Here If Texas Loses
And say that you were wrong?
by ccmachine on
Oct 7, 2008 11:07 AM CDT
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No he won't come back
He is to big of a pussy to do that if they lose.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on
Oct 7, 2008 2:45 PM CDT
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Watch the Language!
This is a family friendly site.
by ccmachine on
Oct 7, 2008 2:47 PM CDT
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Sorry
Should have put wussy
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on
Oct 7, 2008 3:01 PM CDT
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Thanks cc
I get a little carried away on OU/Shorthorn week. lol
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on
Oct 7, 2008 5:54 PM CDT
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Getting Vulgar?
I like to keep the comments just about : the ball club, the state that raids my state of talent and bad behavior by the, ahem, student-atheletes. I NEVER resort to vulgarity.
Here’s what I get to view on Saturday:

by DallasDodger on
Oct 7, 2008 7:34 PM CDT
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We don't raid your state for talent.
The talent in your state wants to come and play for a winner so they cross the Red River to play for a team that wins.
by Jubanator14 on
Oct 7, 2008 9:13 PM CDT
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+1
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on
Oct 7, 2008 9:25 PM CDT
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Who Won The Last National Championship?
+4
by DallasDodger on
Oct 8, 2008 5:40 PM CDT
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It took Texas what 35 years
in between NC?
I will be 40 this year and I havve seen 4 NC won by the Sooners you have seen what 1?
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on
Oct 8, 2008 6:10 PM CDT
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3 of last 4?
The Sooners have won 6 of the last 8.
2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2007. You need to go back to school and take basic math buddy.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on
Oct 7, 2008 5:42 PM CDT
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When...
Texas wins, it will be 3 out of 4 buddy ; )
2005, 2006 and 2008
by DallasDodger on
Oct 7, 2008 7:27 PM CDT
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When Oklahoma Wins
It will be 7 out of 10!
by ccmachine on
Oct 7, 2008 8:07 PM CDT
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What is that saying about counting and chickens...
Or when you assume…
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on
Oct 7, 2008 8:15 PM CDT
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Yep!
I’m willing to bet you’ll be crying like a little boy when the game is over.
by ccmachine on
Oct 7, 2008 8:08 PM CDT
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Take A Look At His Shirt....
Do you remember who OU was playin’? ….MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We will bomb and we will bomb the baby’s room FIRST!
by DallasDodger on
Oct 8, 2008 5:32 PM CDT
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Dallas
the Whorns will not be able to keep up with Bradford and his crew of recievers. And Mcoy will not be able to run thru Granger, English, Beal, McCoy, Clayton,Lewis and company. Think about it? The Whorns have no running attack at all. We are NOT UTEP, Florida Atlantic or the other cupcakes your team has played this year. We are not over confident and realize that neither records or rankings mean anything in game, however we do take this seriously and will win.
by scarab on
Oct 8, 2008 9:14 AM CDT
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You're realization...
that your ranking at #1 is a joke is a good step in the right direction!
Now point to your running game and special teams and then you will have stepped into reality!
As I said before: Texas 35 Traitor Texan U. 13…..
58-40-5….. 3 out of 4!
by DallasDodger on
Oct 8, 2008 5:37 PM CDT
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Oh please come back after the game
After the Sooners win please. You probably won’t though because you are all talk and no substance and certainly not a man if you don’t come back after Texas gets it handed to them.
A bunch of midgets with no arms could pitch better than us. -iorange555
by boomer1 on
Oct 8, 2008 6:13 PM CDT
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Sooooooo
If Oklahoma’s #1 ranking is a joke and Texas loses to them then the Longhorns shouldn’t be in the Top 25, right? However, if the Longhorns win then they shouldn’t move up in the polls either because, after all, is was a joke that Oklahoma was #1 anyway.
You see how your own ignorant and stupid logic hurts your team. That is why I’m willing to bet Texas fans would just rather you keep quiet.
by ccmachine on
Oct 8, 2008 7:11 PM CDT
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I got College Football Live on ESPN
today, and Doug Flutie, said, something about trash talking, and how if you degrade your opponent then you will take away from any win you have over them, and that he was from the era, when you built up the other team…say how great they are, etc…
THEN…go out and beat the crap out of ’em
I have to say I’m with Doug Flutie on this one.
Thought Clint Hurdle should be fired before it was cool.
by Redhawk on
Oct 8, 2008 7:21 PM CDT
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For a little dude
he sure played big ad was a winner. I’m with Doug on this one.
by scarab on
Oct 9, 2008 7:25 AM CDT
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Will Muschamp
….a name Stoops fears! He knows he’s great and stopped you from winning the 2003 national championship… I love him already!
Texas 35 OU 13…..58-40-5….. 3 out of 4 girls!
by DallasDodger on
Oct 9, 2008 7:05 PM CDT
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Attn DallasDoger Yeah I'm talking to you!
HaHa you look like you couldn’t fight your way out of a wet paper bag. The only thing you can flex is your cyber muscles and I’m fixing to let the air out of them.
You keep posting 58-40-5. I can manipulate stats too. Texas has only managed to win what 4 or 5 national championships in those 58 years when you beats us. Oklahoma has managed to win 7 national championships in the 40 years that we beat you! Now who you calling Choklahoma. Granted Texas has the upper hand in the rivalry and will for a long time because Texas used to own Oklahoma. Hense the word used. Don’t even act like you don’t know that "NOW " Oklahoma Owns Texas. You will see that edge slowly start to fade away as long as Stoops has the reigns. Stoops owns Mack Brown! Just keep living in the past and use that 58-40-5 as your shield.
I am more confident this year than I have ever been. Yeah we have had problems on special teams, but know this. Sam Bradford is going to cut up that Texas secondary, And if Mack AKA DooDoo Brown starts blitzing like a mad man then we will just dump it off to Demarco Murray on a screen play or Broyles on quick slant. Then you can watch them take it to the house instead. It’s called balance. Pay attention to those trenches early in the game. You will see OU Dominance. Other than that all we have to do is take McCoy out of the game. He is all of your hopes and dreams and can’t wait to see the look on his face when that clock strikes 0 in the 4th quarter, when he has to deal with the fact that he simply can’t beat Oklahoma. Although he can go and talk to Chris Simms afterwards for some moral support! He knows all about it.
Don’t be coward and show your face after the game regardless of the outcome. You wont though because your nothing but a trash talking punk! Nothing but Steers and Queers in Texas and I don’t see any horns sticking out of your head!
3 hours till kickoff! Lets do this.
Upsidedown Deuces!
by BMRSNR on
Oct 11, 2008 8:21 AM CDT
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Upside Down Horns
Heck of a football game today gentlemen.
I have a question though. I went to Texas and am a longtime fan of UT. That being said, I figure I’d come to the source to get the correct answer.
Why is your official hand signal the downward horns sign? Really, this is a serious question. I mean, I can understand why Texas A&M has an obsessive envy of Texas because they are an inferior institution but why would OU give us so much respect as to use our hand signal in reverse?
by Top Jimmy on
Oct 11, 2008 9:39 PM CDT
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The answer is simple
Because it drives Texas fans nuts!
by ccmachine on
Oct 11, 2008 11:15 PM CDT
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From an old OU grad
The OU-Texas game has been going on for years, and has been huge for many of them. The game itself is unique in that it’s played on a neutral field, yadda, yadda. The game itself started more because it was a short train ride, and local than any other reason.
But it goes beyond just football. After WW2 Oklahoma, was still reeling from the dust bowl and depression in the 30’s, we were the poor cousins of America. “Okie” was a slang term basically meaning poor trash from Oklahoma. Texas was a big rich oil school, and treated the OU fans like 2nd class losers, and face it, OU wasn’t exactly the football reputation that Texas had at that point. The then president of OU and the Governor of Oklahoma decided that one positive they could do for the image of Oklahoma was to build a football powerhouse. They built facilities, payed money to have coaches (granted it was Tatum, who left, but left us that guy Bud Wilkerson). There is nothing like building a rivalry than playing a school, that looks down there noses at you!
Then in the 60’s OU was a little down, and the head coach of Texas was?…an OU grad that OU offered the head coaching job 3 times and was rebuffed 3 times, Darryl Royal. Finally OU hired Barry Switzer and didn’t offer Royal the job, which pissed him off…not sure why as he had turned down the job 3 times before, and even more slighting to Royal…no one consulted him on the job either. Switzer really recruited the black athlete, when Royal didn’t want too and Barry was the first one to have so many blacks that we consider common today.. There was a lot of bad blood, as Royal was old school establishment, and highly respected, and Barry…we was a loud mouth, brash upstart….who copied Texas’s wishbone, and took all these kids out of Texas. (trivia question. What was the last college football team to win a national championship, with an all white offensive starting backfield?….A: Texas in 68)
So you are asking why is Texas our rival?…state bragging rights? no…that’s Oklahoma State. Conference rival? that goes to Nebraska and the big 6, Big 8 days. Texas was always more…it was pride, winning against a program whose fans and coaches thought Oklahoma, the state the University and it’s citizens weren’t as “good” as they were, in such an amazing Cotton Bowl split 50/50. The upside down horn? just a symbol of that rivalry. Same as you having the line “Give ’em hell, give ’em hell! OU sucks!” in your fight song “Texas Fights”
Side note: All the Southwest conference schools had hand signs, like “hook ’em”, or “gig ’em” or the Tech pistols or the Baylor bear claw, or the Horned frog, or the SMU pony ears. Since OU was so close to those schools, we had to have one too….the #1 finger in the air!

Thought Clint Hurdle should be fired before it was cool.
by Redhawk on
Oct 12, 2008 12:55 AM CDT
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One more thought on how the rivalry got started
I think it’s cause the Cotton Bowl is split 50/50 that the game got so huge. In a normal game, If you play on the road, and lose…you have to quietly slip out, as the home fans are celebrating….they don’t care about the hand full from the other school, they are just atmosphere for the game. If you win on the road…you can’t celebrate too much when you are out numbers by bunches. Opposite if you are at home…you win, it’s with your people, lose, and it’s also with your people.
But OU/Texas?…half the people every year, walk out with long faces, and have to hear it from the other half. No one wants to be on the wrong half…and the winning half…is made even sweeter.
Thought Clint Hurdle should be fired before it was cool.
by Redhawk on
Oct 12, 2008 1:04 AM CDT
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Excellent Response
Very informative and well written. You said it yourself, though, " The upside down horn? just a symbol of that rivalry."
I guess that goes to the heart of my original question: if it is a symbol of OUR rivalry, why do I see your fans flashing it when you are playing basketball or football against Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma State, et al? Clearly it is your fans’ “official” hand sign; not just the hand sign used when you play Texas like one would/should expect.
by Top Jimmy on
Oct 12, 2008 1:08 AM CDT
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Well
OU doesn’t have an “official” hand sign. In the 70’s the #1 finger sign, was really OU’s unofficially…but now everyone does that……I went to the 12 championship in San Antonio several years ago (2001?) when Texas played Nebraska (long story, bought tix when OU was going to go, OSU upset us last game, decieded, what the hell we already have the tickets, lets go), and the words to Texas Fights at that game? "Give ’em hell, give ’em hell! OU sucks!"
Texas is OU’s #1 rival….we are yours too. The others (OSU, Neb for OU….A&M for Texas) are all #2…..why do we do the upside down horns?….we hate you guys not just for one game or day of the year….but every single day of the year. Hating Texas…it’s just part of our DNA as a Sooner fan.
Take it as a compliment.
Thought Clint Hurdle should be fired before it was cool.
by Redhawk on
Oct 12, 2008 1:21 AM CDT
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Right on
I can respect the hate part of your response. The feelings are definitely mutual.
I will point out one thing though. To the fans singing, “Give ’em hell, give ’em hell! OU sucks!” at the Texas/Nebraska Big 12 Championship (when James Brown was QBing the team I must add), well those Texas fans were complete idiots who didn’t understand the proper “Texas Fight” etiquette. Those fans should have been singing “Give ’em hell, give ’em hell, make them eat shit!” Any real Texas fan knows you ONLY use the line, “Give ’em hell, give ’em hell, OU SUCKS!” when we play Oklahoma.
Take that as a compliment.
by Top Jimmy on
Oct 12, 2008 1:38 AM CDT
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And I absolutely agree
That OU is our #1 rival. No doubt about it. Texas fans don’t even consider the Ags “true rivals” anymore. That team has fallen so hard, so fast, it is ridiculous to consider them rivals anymore. Even considering they have beaten us the past two years. Means nothing in terms of that perceived rivalry.
by Top Jimmy on
Oct 12, 2008 1:41 AM CDT
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For The Same Reasons
That Texas chants, “OU Sucks” as a part of their fight song when playing other schools.
by ccmachine on
Oct 12, 2008 7:22 PM CDT
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