The Shorthorn toilet pic is funny as hell.

My wife, son and convictions can’t allow us to post pics of scantly clad women! Because I can’t just delete individual pics I have to take the whole post down. Please feel free to repost you other pics because they were pretty funny.

I hope you can understand my position on this.

I nearly spit out my Diet Coke on that one!
See, I can take a joke….especially when the joke is on yOU. Tooooomorow, tomorrow, I’ll smoke yOU tomorrow. We’re only a day away!

A new teacher in College Station trying to make a good impression on her first day
explains to her class that she’s a Aggie’s fan. She asks the class to
raise their hands if they too are Aggie fans. Everyone in the class
raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the
girl with surprise and says: ‘Mary, why didn’t you raise your hand?’
‘Because I’m not a Aggie fan,’ she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asks: ‘Well, if you’re not a Aggie fan,
then whom do you support?’
’I’m a Sooner fan, and proud of it,’ Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. ‘Well Mary, might you explain
why are you a Sooner fan?’

‘Because my mom and dad are from Oklahoma and my mom is a Sooner
fan and my dad is a Sooner fan, so I’m a Sooner fan too!’

‘Well,’ said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, ’that’s no
reason for you to be a Sooner fan. You don’t have to be just like
your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and
your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?’

Mary said, ’I’d be a Longhorn fan.’

Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks, Texas Sucks!

How can you tell if a Texan is married?

There’s dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck…….

A quick reminder…

You can’t spell Texas Longhorns. without these letters: l,o,s,e,r

How many UT football players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one…..

But he gets three credit hours, a brand new car, and about $5,000 in cash for doing it….